Handbag know-what

  'Stuck on You'
If she can’t be bothered carrying her own handbag… 
Then don’t be surprised if she can’t be bothered 
doing other things that involve using her hands.

'Fur Ever'
You might want to reconsider this coupling if
you a) have pets that will be under her
supervision or b) don't wish to endanger
your local wildlife population.

'Hurt'I can't quite put my finger on why this little pouch
screams "sharp objects and torture" but it does.
So if that's your game then maybe baby this is your lady!

'Hit Me Baby One More Time'
Conversely, this one yelps: I take it lying down, I'm a slave
(to fashion) and you can put me on a leash if you like.

'Baby Love'Maybe she wants a baby? If she doesn't then she
already has one and we all know where it is.
Turn around. Walk directly to a phone. Do not pass GO.
Do not collect $200. CALL CHILD SERVICES!

  'Word'
 Admirably this one's owner takes recycling VERY
seriously. Let's not think about what happens
when she upgrades her fridge.

 

'Walk Away'
Let's go underground?
I am the s***?
I want you to walk all over me?Mixed messages are rarely successful,
especially when you throw poo in the mix.

'Clucky Thing - You Make My Heart Sing'
This one is also quite confusing:
Does toting this tote indicate a woman getting
'broody' and entering her nesting phase?
Or is she simply begging to get laid?

'Wanda'
Obviously someone who doesn’t trust her
housemates (domestic dead end from day one)
On a more positive note - anyone who can
keep a goldfish alive has talent.

'Destiny'
Your guess is as good as mine.