I'll have SUMMER with that thank you waiter!!

Is it so much to ask for a week on the beach on my bum in the sun?

If someone feels inclined to kidnap me in the night and dump me on a tropical island just to thaw out for a few days... I'd be much obliged!

Imma order me some skimpy impractical beach attire now.

Please can I have lolita sunglasses too...

Bring Vegemite to the table.

And see to it that I have a party outfit.

Dessert!

Transport around the island is a must...

As is my masseuse/bodyguard.

SO ready it's not funny!