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| Winter's on it's way out. It's sooo last season. |
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| (You have to admit it ~ you're being given the shove!) |
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| Now it's time to lust after the blossoms... |
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| And get messy eating watermelon. |
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| Maybe do something CRAZY and out of character. (Just blame the weather!!!) |
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| Strip off! |
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| Oraganise a warm weather photo shoot... |
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| Lick up an ice cream. |
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| Have a lavish picnic that lasts all day! |
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| Be a dare devil! |
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| And practice some crazy beach dancing! |
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| Guessing whether the snow is going to go or stay... |
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| Getting my cuticles up to scratch in anticipation of summer... |
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| Reading in bed (mostly Ruth Rendell ha ha!) |
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| Drinking Earl Grey and eating Nutella Sandwiches ~winning combo! |
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| Fantasising about my next Christmas outfit |
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| Thinking about sandy nose rubs. |
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| Laughing ~ because Tomek makes me. |
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| Snuggling on the couch to stave off the winter glums |
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| Catching up on old classics... |
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| Looking at other people's photos of summer in Australia |
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'Stuck on You' If she can’t be bothered carrying her own handbag… Then don’t be surprised if she can’t be bothered doing other things that involve using her hands. |
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| 'Fur Ever' You might want to reconsider this coupling if you a) have pets that will be under her supervision or b) don't wish to endanger your local wildlife population. |
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| 'Hurt'I can't quite put my finger on why this little pouch screams "sharp objects and torture" but it does. So if that's your game then maybe baby this is your lady! |
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| 'Hit Me Baby One More Time' Conversely, this one yelps: I take it lying down, I'm a slave (to fashion) and you can put me on a leash if you like. |
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| 'Baby Love'Maybe she wants a baby? If she doesn't then she already has one and we all know where it is. Turn around. Walk directly to a phone. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200. CALL CHILD SERVICES! |
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'Word'
Admirably this one's owner takes recycling VERY seriously. Let's not think about what happens when she upgrades her fridge. |
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| 'Walk Away' Let's go underground? I am the s***? I want you to walk all over me?Mixed messages are rarely successful, especially when you throw poo in the mix. |
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| 'Clucky Thing - You Make My Heart Sing' This one is also quite confusing: Does toting this tote indicate a woman getting 'broody' and entering her nesting phase? Or is she simply begging to get laid? |
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| 'Wanda' Obviously someone who doesn’t trust her housemates (domestic dead end from day one) On a more positive note - anyone who can keep a goldfish alive has talent. |
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| 'Destiny' Your guess is as good as mine. |
